So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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