Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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