I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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