You really coming over, don't trick.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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