Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What did we do last night that was yellow?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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