can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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