don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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