Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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