The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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