he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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