I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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