Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I am morally bankrupt
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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