Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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