Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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