Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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