you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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