After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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