Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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