i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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