whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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