I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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