just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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