he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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