SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
