At least make sure they are 18
Why
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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