why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Buhtt sex?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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