I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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