Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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