there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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