I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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