like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
