As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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