she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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