i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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