we're blogging at a bar
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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