You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wat bout pragnant strippers??
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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