I must be too annoying 4 u.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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