you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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