maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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