this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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