would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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