She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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