i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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