who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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