i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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