Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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