i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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