How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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