so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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