i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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