People with herpes should wear stickers.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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