I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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